Blogstuff – Search Engine Terms

Every now and then I look at the search engine terms people use to get to my blog, and some of them are priceless, so I’ve decided to keep track of them. Yes, I stole this idea off someone though I can’t recall who. I’m thinking maybe TAGN? Anyway it’s an homage, not outright plagiarism.

(And then I found the handy-dandy link that lets you see all the search terms for your blog, evar. If you don’t hear from me inside 2 weeks, someone come rescue me.)

In no particular order:

• great old ones (my fave, with about 7 different entries including THE great old ones, lovecraft, cthulhu great old ones, etc.)
• ysharros (no shock there)
• boss don’t ever leave me in charge again
• ack i’ve gone to look for myself
• getting old
• surprise cannibalism (this is a pretty high-up result. I’m wondering what I ever wrote to lead to this… mmmm BRAINZZZZZ)
• thoughtless people suck (my mantra!)
• do want (my other mantra)
• marmite (4th all-time search term leading here. That’s several thousand irritated searchers…)
• hungover
• captain hindsight
• group hug
• persistence of time
• nothing
• very tired
• صور خيالية  (if you can read this, do let me know what it says – according to Google translate, it’s “fantasy”. I’m disappointed)
• kindness (awww)
• internet addict (shaddap!)
• katana woman (I am slicey, hear me rawr!)
• The Beatles’ Happy Birthday (only about a million times… I guess I used a picture?)
• no
• not tonight Josephine
• various Iain M Banks & Culture search variants (from a single post, years ago, IIRC)
• animaux cute (Well ‘ello my British chums!)
• stop posting shit

Guess I’d better follow that last piece of advice…