EDIT – am disabling comments on this post since it’s the one that’s attracting all the spam at the moment. I doubt it’ll stop them, but it’s worth a shot.
Me:
My roof (not actually our roof, but close enough) after last weekend’s massive hailstorm. Those were basket-ball sized hailstones, I swear!
That is all. I try not to think too much, it gives me wrinkles.
Stylish Corpse 
My god, Holmes! Our adversary has struck again; the fiend! But what sort of person would strangle a dog with a chic silk purple scarf?!
I’m not sure yet, my dear Watson, but once again they did leave a most stylish corpse…
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Sleeping animals FTW!! I have a whole collection of them on my PC, so cute! ^^
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So cute! Hail sucks!
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I just looked at the pictures and not the caption and thought:
What a cute dog!
Look at that vent cover…it is painted in a Holstein Cow pattern, isn’t that so cute.
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